21 Reasons a Protection Dog Is Better Than a Man

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Here are 21 reasons why a protection dog is always better than a man. This is a very funny and yet often true list of reasons why dogs are better than men. #dogjokes #ilovedogs #dogsarebetterthanmen

21 reasons why a protection dog is always better than a man. This is a very funny and yet often true list of reasons why dogs are better than men. #dogjokes #ilovedogs #dogsarebetterthanmen

You don’t have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up.

Dogs are better than men: You don't have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He never complains about what you feed him.

Dogs are better than men: He never complains about what you feed him. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

His toys are cheaper.

Dogs are better than men: His toys are cheaper. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

You can put him in a crate when you don’t want to be bothered.

Dogs are better than men: You can put him in a crate when you don't want to be bothered. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He doesn’t have to be taught to beg.

Dogs are better than men: He doesn't have to be taught to beg. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

You never have to argue about what to watch on TV.

Dogs are better than men: You never have to argue about what to watch on TV. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He only dirties one dish at a time.

Dogs are better than men: He only dirties one dish at a time. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He never misses where he’s aiming when he pees.

Dogs are better than men: He never misses where he's aiming when he pees. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

There is only half the laundry to do.

Dogs are better than men: There is only half the laundry to do. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He will never spend your vacation money on a set of golf clubs.

Dogs are better than men: He will never spend your vacation money on a set of golf clubs. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He is a better listener.

Dogs are better than men: Dogs are better listeners. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

If he gets lost, he is happy to get directions.

Dogs are better than men: If he gets lost, he is happy to get directions. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

His snoring is cute.

Dogs are better than men: His snoring is cute. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

If it’s winter, he doesn’t mind your ice-cold feet in bed.

Dogs are better than men: If it's winter, he doesn't mind your ice-cold feet in bed. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He lives for PDA (public displays of affection).

Dogs are better than men: He lives for PDA. #PDA #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

When he howls at the moon, he isn’t drunk.

Dogs are better than men: When he howls at the moon, he isn't drunk. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

If you scold him, he doesn’t call up his pretty receptionist from work to complain about you.

Dogs are better than men: If you scold him, he doesn't call up his pretty receptionist from work to complain about you. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

His mother doesn’t butt in on your affairs.

Dogs are better than men: His mother doesn't butt in on your affairs. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

If he fools around with another female, instead of getting upset, you get paid a stud fee.

Dogs are better than men: If he fools around with another female, instead of getting upset, you get paid a stud fee. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He’s not Facebook friends with his ex.

Dogs are better than men: He's not Facebook friends with his ex. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

He’s way more loyal: If someone tries to hurt you or someone you love, he’ll bite their face off.

Dogs are better than men: He's way more loyal: If someone tries to hurt you or someone you love, he'll bite their face off. #ILoveDogs Click To Tweet

Jokes and image courtesy of ProtectionDogsElite.com. Thanks!


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