Here are 21 reasons why a protection dog is always better than a man. This is a very funny and yet often true list of reasons why dogs are better than men. #dogjokes #ilovedogs #dogsarebetterthanmen
You don’t have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up.
Dogs are better than men: You don't have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe never complains about what you feed him.
Dogs are better than men: He never complains about what you feed him. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHis toys are cheaper.
Dogs are better than men: His toys are cheaper. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetYou can put him in a crate when you don’t want to be bothered.
Dogs are better than men: You can put him in a crate when you don't want to be bothered. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe doesn’t have to be taught to beg.
Dogs are better than men: He doesn't have to be taught to beg. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetYou never have to argue about what to watch on TV.
Dogs are better than men: You never have to argue about what to watch on TV. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe only dirties one dish at a time.
Dogs are better than men: He only dirties one dish at a time. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe never misses where he’s aiming when he pees.
Dogs are better than men: He never misses where he's aiming when he pees. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetThere is only half the laundry to do.
Dogs are better than men: There is only half the laundry to do. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe will never spend your vacation money on a set of golf clubs.
Dogs are better than men: He will never spend your vacation money on a set of golf clubs. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe is a better listener.
Dogs are better than men: Dogs are better listeners. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetIf he gets lost, he is happy to get directions.
Dogs are better than men: If he gets lost, he is happy to get directions. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHis snoring is cute.
Dogs are better than men: His snoring is cute. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetIf it’s winter, he doesn’t mind your ice-cold feet in bed.
Dogs are better than men: If it's winter, he doesn't mind your ice-cold feet in bed. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe lives for PDA (public displays of affection).
Dogs are better than men: He lives for PDA. #PDA #ILoveDogs Click To TweetWhen he howls at the moon, he isn’t drunk.
Dogs are better than men: When he howls at the moon, he isn't drunk. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetIf you scold him, he doesn’t call up his pretty receptionist from work to complain about you.
Dogs are better than men: If you scold him, he doesn't call up his pretty receptionist from work to complain about you. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHis mother doesn’t butt in on your affairs.
Dogs are better than men: His mother doesn't butt in on your affairs. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetIf he fools around with another female, instead of getting upset, you get paid a stud fee.
Dogs are better than men: If he fools around with another female, instead of getting upset, you get paid a stud fee. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe’s not Facebook friends with his ex.
Dogs are better than men: He's not Facebook friends with his ex. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetHe’s way more loyal: If someone tries to hurt you or someone you love, he’ll bite their face off.
Dogs are better than men: He's way more loyal: If someone tries to hurt you or someone you love, he'll bite their face off. #ILoveDogs Click To TweetJokes and image courtesy of ProtectionDogsElite.com. Thanks!