The Many Faces of Joe Biden

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Joe Biden goes by many names. Here are 484 insightful nicknames for President Joe Biden. It might have started with Let’s Go Brandon, but it didn’t stop with that. — David Walker

The Absent President
An Absolute Minority
Absolute Moron
Abused by Easter Bunnies
Abuser of Power
Abysmal Biden
Active Bioweapon
Addled in Chief
Age of Rage Enabler
Ahwazinnafoothiminnawhu
Albatross Joe
Algorithmic Justice Joe
Alienated Isolated Individual
Aloof Incompetent Doofus
America Last President
The Apocalyptic President
Apple Sauce Brains
April Fools President

Babbling Biden
Baby Food Biden
Baby Formula Biden
Bad Bad Biden
Bad Joke Joe
Bail for the Beach Biden
Barkin’ Biden
Barney Biden
Barney Fife Joe
Baseless Biden
Basement Joe Biden
Battered Biden
Beady Eyes Biden
Behind the Gym Joe
Biden Afghanistan Debacle
Biden and His Henchmen
Biden Baby Formula Crisis
Biden Bombshell
Biden Border Crisis
Biden Brags Again
Biden Clown Car
Biden Crime Family
Biden Gas Hike
Biden Gas Price Hikes Crisis
Biden Goes Cray Cray
Biden Inflation Tax
Biden Is Not God
The Biden Junta
Biden Oil Crisis
Biden Supply Chain Crisis
Biden Trips Over Himself
Biden Voter Remorse
#BidenPriceHike
Biden’s America
Biden’s Backpedaling Bicycle
Bidenflation
The Bidenflation Boot
Bidenflation Nation
Bidenomics
BidenPox
Big Baby Biden
Big Brother Biden
The Big Guy
Big Joey
The Big Liar
Big Lie Biden
Big Spending Biden
Binge Broke Batter
Bizarre Biden
Bizarro Biden
Blamer in Chief
Blatant Hypocrite
Blink’n Blinken
The Blurb Burglar
Blurred Reality Biden
A Boatload of Corruption
Bobblehead Biden
Bogus Catholic
Bonehead Biden
Boo-Boo Biden
Boo F**king Hoo Biden
Boogeyman Biden
Boondoggle Biden
Box of Food Biden
Bozo Bro
Brain Broke Biden
Braindead Biden
Brainwashed Biden
BS Biden
Buck-Passer-in-Chief
The Buck Does Not Stop Here Biden
Build Back Blunder
Build Back Broke Biden
Bully Biden
Bungling Biden
Bye Bye Biden

Captain of the Shit Ship
Carter 2.0
Carter on Steroids
Catholic Apostate
A Cesspool of Misinformation
Cheat Sheet Biden
Cheater Joe
Chicken Little Biden
Clean-Up on Aisle Biden
Clean-Up on Aisle 9
Climate Cultist Joe
Climate Disinformation Pusher
C’mon Man Joe
Cognitively Impaired
Collusion Hoax Spreader
Commander in Chaos
Commissar of Disinformation
Commissar of Misinformation
A Complete Piece of S**t
Comrade President
A Compromised Politician
Confused White Man
Corn Pop’s Pal
Corrupt Buffoon
Corrupt Fraud
Corrupt Hack
A Corrupt Politician
Corruptocrat
Covid Joe
Creepy F***ing Dictator
Creepy Joe
Creepy Uncle Joe
A Criminal Opportunist
Cringetastic Joker
Crony Joe
Crusty the Clown
Cult Leader Biden

Damned Liar
Darth Biden
Dazed and Very Confused
Dear Leader Biden
Deep State Puppet
Defund Joe Biden
Dementia Joe
Dementia Lollipop in the Oval Office
Democrat Emperor Has No Clothes
Deplorable Illegitimate President
Deplorable Joe
Deranged Conspiracy Nut
Desiccated Senile Old Pervert
Dim Bulb Biden
The Dingbat Man
Dinosaur of Politics
Dipsh*t Biden
Dirty Trick for the Ages
Disgrace to Humankind
Disgraceful Knucklehead
Disgusting Piece of Garbage
Disinformation Disaster
Disinformation Dystopian
Disinformation Hit Squad Leader
Disinformation Idiot in Charge
Disinformation Rubbish
Disuniter in Chief
Divider-in-Chief
Doctor Stretch
Documented Serial Liar
A Doddering Demented Embarrassment
Dog-Faced Pony Soldier
Don’t Run Again Joe
Dopey Biden
Double-Digit IQ Lightweight
Dumb and Bonkers
Dumb and Dumber All in One
Dumbest Human Being on the Planet
Dumbo
Dumpster Diving Biden
Dumpster Fire Joe

Economically Ignorant
Elder Abused Biden
Egregious Liar
The Embarrassment in Chief
Embittered Minority Leader
The Emperor Has No Clothes
Empty Vessel of a Human Being
Equal Opportunity Disappointer
Every. Single. Time. He opens his mouth.
An Existential Threat

Faceplant Biden
Falling Down the Stairs Joe
False Bravado Biden
False Dichotomy Moron
False Narrative Joe
A False-Speaking Fabulist
Faux Decorum Biden
Feckless Joe
A Font of Untruths
Formula for Disaster
Free World’s Resolute Leader
A Fry Short of a Happy Meal
F— Joe Biden
F**king Nazi Pig
Full Fascist
Full-Time Professor Joe
The Furthest Thing from Blue Collar Joe

Gaffe-Prone Loose Cannon
Garbage Can of Hate
Gas Is Up Biden
Genocidal Maniac
Genuinely Awful Human Being
Geriatric Joe
Get Your Words Straight Joe
Ghost Gun Extremist
God Bless Joe Biden
Going to the Extreme Biden
A Good Democrat
Goofy Joe
The Greiving Tyrant

Hairy Legs Joe
He Who Pretends to Love America
Head of Lettuce in the White House
Head of the Free Speech Police
He’s Not Trump
Hello, Period Joe Biden
The Hero of Afghanistan
Hid’n Biden
High Tech Lyncher
His Fraudulency
Hole Digger Joe
Horse’s Ass Joe
A House Mouse
Hunter Biden’s Enabler
Hunter Biden’s Pop
Hypocrite of the Highest Order

I give you my word as a Biden
I May Be Irish, But I’m Not Stupid Joe
Ice Cream Joe
The Idiot in Charge
Illegal Aliens Importer-in-Chief
An Illiterate Fascist
The Ill-Tempered Child in the Room
Impaired and Unhinged Leader
Incompetent Biden
Incredible Transition Joe
Inept President
Inflation Spike Biden
An Insecure Little Child
Invalid of a President
Irish Joe

Jabberwocky Joe
Jill Biden’s Puppet
Jiminy Cricket Brains
Jimmy Carter’s Savior
Joe Banana
Joe Being Joe
Joe Biden = Jimmy Carter
Joe Biden’s Failure Tour
Joe Biden’s Price Hike
Joe’s Inflation
Joe’s Mind Is Baked
Joey Bag of Donuts
Joey SoftServe
The Joke Is Over
The Joke Who’s Running Our Country
Josephine Biden
Joy Behar Approved Mental Giant
Joy Behar Cognitive Ability Test Passer
Jug Bidet
Just Joe Being Joe
Just Plain Stupid

Keeping Tyrants Guessing Joe
King of Misinformation
The King of Pain
Kleptocrat Joe
Knucklehead Biden

The Landline of Presidents
Laughing Stock of the International Politics
Left Authoritarian
Let ’em Drive Tesla Joe
Let’s Go Brandon
Like a Deer in the Headlights
Limo Joe
Litany of Lies
Little Joe
A Living, Breathing Head of Lettuce
Loose Cannon Who Has Lost Touch with Reality
Loose Lips Joe
Losing His Place President
The Lost President
Low IQ Joe
Lump of Cells Joe
Lunatic Running the Asylum
Lying Fraud
Lyin’ Biden
Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier
The Lying King
The Lying President

Make No Sense Joe
The Man Who Lost Bezos
Mean Spirit Administration
Mean-Spirited, Power-Hungry Creep
Media Sock-Puppet
A Mental Deficient
A Mental Invalid
Mental Weakling
Mentally Bonkers
Mentally Challenged Biden
The Mess Not the Message
Mickey Mouse Club President
Mind Muddled Idiot
Minister of Disinformation
Minister of Misinformation
Misinformed Hateful Joe
Missing Income Joe
Misspoken Joe
Mistake Machine
Morally Depraved Biden
The Most Anti-Free Speech President Ever
Most Incompetent Administration in American History
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Oatmeal for Brains
Muck It Up Biden
Muddlin’ Joe
Multiverse of Madness
Mumbles Biden
My 401K Destroyer
My Butt’s Been Wiped Biden
My Chairman

Naive Joe
Nazi Biden
NerdProm Speaker
Nincompoop Joe
19, 5, 6, and 7 and 8 Joe
No Blame Joe
No Pipeline Joe
Not a Mind Reader Joe
Not All There Biden
Not Helping Americans Joe
Not Ready for Prime Time President
Not the Best or the Brightest
Not the Great MAGA King

Oatmeal for Brains
Obama’s Third Term
Off Limits for Criticism
Old and Slimy with No Backbone
Old White Straight Male
On Top of the Moron Pole
One Train Wreck After Another
Open Borders Biden
Out of Touch Joe

Pants on Fire Joe
Party of Division and Hate Leader
Party of Emptying Prisons Leader
Party of Less Baby Formula Leader
Party of Less Energy, Water, Speech, Housing
Party of Porn in Elementary Schools Leader
Party of Open Borders Leader
Party of Scarcity Leader
The Party’s Patsy
Pathetic Propaganda Joe
Pathetic Weak Man
Peak Joe Biden
Petulant Dotard
Piece of Shit
PINO
Plagiarist Liar of a Human Being
Planet Looney Tunes
Political Liability
Pompous as Hell Joe
Potemkin President
President Butter Beans
President Costanza
President Dementia
President Harris
President in Name Only
President Incompetent
President of the Rich
President Off with the Pixies
President Sticky Note
The Presidential House Plant
Prissy President
Pro Groomer Party Leader
Progressive Retard
Purveyor of Misinformation
Putin’s Pal
Putin’s Patsy
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s Pussycat

Quid Pro Joe

Rabbit Harvey’s Best Friend
Racist Lies Spreader
Racist Who Eulogized a KKK Leader
Radical Leftist Moron
The Real Wise Guy
Really, Really, Really Bad Biden
Realville Alien
Reckless Joe
Retread of Jimmy Carter
Ridiculous Biden
Robbing Hood
Robotic Soulless Weirdos

Sad Sock Puppet
Scranton Joe
Scratch and Sniff Biden
Senile Old Coot
Serial Liar
Seven Dollar Joe
The Shady Bunch
Shallow Narcissistic Corrupt Human Being
Simply Not True Joe
The Six Trillion Dollar Man
67Stingray
67Stinkray
A Skilled Political Liar
Sleazy Joe Biden
Sleepy Joe
Sleepy Joe & the Fish
Snotty Joe
Snubbed by Kamala
A Special Kind of Stupid
Spineless Jellyfish
Stammering Biden
Straight Up False Joe
Stretcher of Truth
Stubborn Joe
Stumblebum of the Free World
#StupidBiden
Stupid Son of a B****
The Stupidest Freaking Person on Planet Earth
Substandard Human Being
Swamp Creature
Swamp King
Swiss Cheese Idiot

Take the Bus Biden
The Tardy President
Tax Evader
Teleprompter Misreader
Terminator for American Exceptionalism
There You Go Again Joe
This Guy’s a Tool
This Man Cannot Remain in Power
This Old Fool
Ticking Time Bomb
A Tier One Moron
Time to Go Joe
Toe-to-Toe Joe
Tone Deaf Joe
Tragedy Spinner
Transgender Revolutionary
Transparency Czar
Transitory Joe Biden
Truck Driver
Trump Living in His Head
12-Step Plan to Destroy America
2,000 Mules Beneficiary
Typhoid Mary of Politics for Democrats

Ultra King of Inflation
Unbelievably Bad Joe Biden
Uncle Joe
An Unethical, Corrupt, Criminal Dirtbag
Unfit Biden
Unity Basher
Unpresidented Biden
Useful Idiot

Vicious Vindictive Joe
The Victim of “They”
Vindictive Stubborn Old Man

Walk Away Joe
Walk Back Biden
Watch Watcher
Weak and Incompetent Joe
Weak Spinless Traitor
Weak Stupid and Half Asleep
Weekend at Bernies President
Weekend Sleeper
What a Joke Joe
Whispering Joe Biden
White Supremacist
Whopper Dropper
Wingnut Idiot
A Withering Flower on the Side of the Road
Witless Wise Guy
Woke and Morally Broke
The Woke Mind Virus
Word Salad Spinner
Worldwide Laughingstock
Worst President Ever
The worst president in at least modern history
Wrong Track Biden

You Ain’t Black Joe

Zero Joe

Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f**k things up. — Barack Obama

Joe’s approval rating is at 33%. Please send thoughts and prayers to the 33% who desperately need divine guidance.

Have you noticed how Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Jen Psaki, Ari Melber, and other progressives often talk with their hands when they are lying. The more audacious their lies, the more their hands wave about. — David Walker

Joe Biden has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades. — Robert Gates, U.S. defense secretary for Obama

We are ruled by idiots. Our government is staffed by idiots doing idiot things. What does that make us? — Streiff, columnist, RedState

Biden certainly is not improving your life. He’s not even trying to improve your life. So, the best he can do is lie to you and demand that you believe it. — Tucker Carlson, TV commentator

Beady Eyes Biden

The president has so thoroughly fouled things up during his stint in the White House that voters would rather lay face down on burning coals than to pull the lever for him again, even if it means staying home and eating a ham sandwich on Election Day. — Jeff Charles, columnist, RedState

And a cartoon: https://townhall.com/political-cartoons/2022/03/01/188779

Biden Supporters

abortion activists
amoral elitists
anti-Americans
antifa fascists
anti-science proponents
apologists
arrogant people
atheists
authoritarians
baby killers
bad economists
ballot harvesters
ballot mules
biased leakers
big liars
bigots
bitter partisans
bloviators
blurb burglars
braind-dead liberals
the broken
bubble dwellers
buffoons
bullies
busybodies
cake eaters
cancelers
censorship advocates
cheaters
child abusers
citizen commissars
city burners
climate change alarmists
climate deniers
clowns
coastal elites
collusion hoaxers
committed misogynists
conspiracy spreaders
crazies
crony capitalists
CRT advocates
dangerous dudes
Davos devotees
deceivers
despicable human beings
despicable liars
dim bulbs
dingleberries
dirtbags
disinformation police
disinformationists
doomsday soothsayers
doxers
dunces
election deniers
enablers
extremists of all kinds
fact-deprived Americans
far-left groups
far-left radicals
fascists
fauxnalists
fear-mongers
feckless liars
fellow travelers
fire bombers
flat earthers
frauds
fraudulent voters
freaks
free speech censors
gaslighters
globalists
goons
government parasites
great reseters
groomers
hacks
harpies (of The View)
hate groups
hate speakers
haters
human filth
hysterics
identity groups
idiots
ignorant elitists
imbeciles
the immoral
inclusive storytellers
inflation supporters
inside the bubble people
internet trolls
irrational people
jerkfaces
judge harassers
junk scientists
karens
knuckleheads
Latines
Latinxs
left progressives
left-wingers
leftists
liars
liberal hypocrites
losers
marxists
media class
media intimidators
mediocrities
misinformed people
misogynists
morons
mutants
mutations
narcissistic sociopaths
nazis
never trumpers
non-truthtellers
open borders advocates
out-and-out racists
out-of-touch extremists
overly polite society
Parental Rights in Education opponents
parents’ rights deniers
partisan hacks
pearl clutchers
pedophiles
perennial losers
petulant children
police defunders
power hungry elitists
privileged people
pro-abortion ghouls
propagandists
punks
putrid new dealists
quacks
race baiters
racist leftists
racists
radical leftists
radicals
raging hypocrites
random protesters
rioters
rogue prosecutors
ruffians
russia hoaxers
scammers
scaremongers
science fabulists
segregationists
self-loathing progressives
shady politicians
shallow thinkers
shoplifters
so-called fact checkers
social justice warriors
social media gobblins
socialists
spin-stirs
stone cold lunatics
student debtors
stupid sonofabitches
talking heads
teacher’s unionists
terrible journalists
terrible liars
terrible people
thieves
total nut jobs
toxic sociopaths
trolls
truth smudgers
2000 mules
the unhinged
unhinged extremists
very stupid people
vicious racists
violent protesters
virtue signalers
vote suppressors
Washington bubble dwellers
weirdos
white supremacists
wild-eyed progressives
witch hunters
woke activists
wokester jokesters
woketards
womxn
womyn
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