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Eating Crappy Food Isn’t a Reward
Eating crappy food isn’t a reward. It’s a punishment. — Drew Carey, comedian Click here for a great weight loss video: https://getokinawatonic.com/sp/vsl-1?hop=ihealthy88
George Carlin: On the Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. – George Carlin, comedian
Demetri Martin: On Being Good at Everything
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything. – Demetri Martin