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George Carlin: On the Ten Commandments

George Carlin: On the Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. – George Carlin, comedian  

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Demetri Martin: Be Good at Everything

Demetri Martin: On Being Good at Everything

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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