Mom’s Rule #1: Don’t Run with a Lollipop in Your Mouth

Mom’s Rule #1: Don’t run with a lollipop in your mouth.

  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  • 283
  •  
  •  
Continue Reading

Mom’s Rule #2: If You’re Too Full to Finish Your Dinner

Mom’s Rule #2: If you’re too full to finish your dinner, you’re too full for dessert.

Continue Reading

Mom’s Rules #3: If You Stick Your Tongue Out Again, It Will Fall Off

Mom’s Rules #3: If you stick your tongue out again, it will fall off.

Continue Reading

Super Bowl Commercial: Smellcome to Manhood via Old Spice

In this Super Bowl XLVIII commercial, Old Spice shows how boys can make their moms sad by learning how to become men with a simple body spray. A very funny commercial! Worth seeing more than once.

Continue Reading
Two Kinds of People in the World

Dance, Dance, Dance: Two Kinds of People in the World

There are two kinds of people in the world: You and everyone else.

Continue Reading
The Mom Test

The Mom Test: Fail, And You’re the Dad

The Mom Test: All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom. If you don’t pass the test, you have to be the dad. I was out walking with my 5-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started […]

Continue Reading
Poem: I asked God to take away my pain

I Asked God to Take Away My Pain Poem

I asked God to take away my pain. God said, “No.” It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, “No.” Her spirit was whole, her body was only temporary. … I asked God to grant me patience. […]

Continue Reading
Mary Oliver: Instructions for Living a Life

Mary Oliver: Instructions for Living a Life

Instructions for living a life. Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. — Mary Oliver

Continue Reading
Demetri Martin: Be Good at Everything

Demetri Martin: On Being Good at Everything

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything. – Demetri Martin

Continue Reading
Philippians 4:6

Think Before You Speak

Think before you speak. Is it true? Is it helpful? Is it inspiring? Is it necessary? Is it kind? Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think on such things. — Philippians 4:8

Continue Reading