Mom’s Rule #2: If You’re Too Full to Finish Your Dinner
Mom’s Rule #2: If you’re too full to finish your dinner, you’re too full for dessert.
Mom’s Rules #3: If You Stick Your Tongue Out Again, It Will Fall Off
Mom’s Rules #3: If you stick your tongue out again, it will fall off.
Super Bowl Commercial: Smellcome to Manhood via Old Spice
In this Super Bowl XLVIII commercial, Old Spice shows how boys can make their moms sad by learning how to become men with a simple body spray. A very funny commercial! Worth seeing more than once. Alas, the video has disappeared. Sad.
Dance, Dance, Dance: Two Kinds of People in the World
There are two kinds of people in the world: You and everyone else.
The Mom Test: Fail, And You’re the Dad
The Mom Test: All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom. If you don’t pass the test, you have to be the dad. I was out walking with my 5-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started […]
I Asked God to Take Away My Pain Poem
I asked God to take away my pain. God said, “No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.” I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, “No. Her spirit was whole, her body was only temporary.” I asked God to grant me patience. God […]
Mary Oliver: Instructions for Living a Life
Instructions for living a life. Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. — Mary Oliver
Demetri Martin: On Being Good at Everything
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything. – Demetri Martin
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak. Is it true? Is it helpful? Is it inspiring? Is it necessary? Is it kind? Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think on such things. — Philippians 4:8