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Dogs Are Better Than Men: Toilet Seats
Dogs are better than men: You don’t have to worry about the dog leaving the toilet seat up. For more information about elite protection dogs, check out ProtectionDogsElite.com.
I Mowed the Lawn Once
I mowed the lawn once. It came back taller than ever. I’m not falling for that again. The same dang thing happened with dust in the house, snow in the driveway, leaves on the lawn, dirty dishes in the sink, car grime, dusty dogs, dirty clothes, and more. I’m tired of falling for these things […]
What Not to Fall For
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. The dang same thing happened with grass, leaves, dirty dishes, car grime, dusty dogs, dirty clothes, and more. I’m tired of falling for these things over and over again. I am not going to fall for them again! What about you? What have […]
Hug Your Dog!
A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart, and he’ll give you his. When all else fails, hug the dog! I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs.
Chuck Norris Facts
Here are just a few facts about Chuck Norris, all verified by dozens of other websites, so you know they are reliable. Of course. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks […]
Snoopy: My Coffee Moods
My Coffee Moods: I like coffee. I love coffee. I’m drinking coffee. I ran out of coffee. I miss coffee. My friends are drinking coffee without me. Do you like coffee? Do you have coffee moods? Me, I love coffee!
Spring Forward on Tuesday!
This Spring Forward thing for Daylight Savings Time would be a whole lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2:30 p.m. on Tuesday instead of 2:00 a.m. on Sunday. Let’s advocate for real change!
Some Things I Learned from Reader’s Digest This Month
Here are a few of the wonderful things I learned from Reader’s Digest this month (February 2019 issue): Citronella candles really don’t repel mosquitoes, but catnip does. Eskimos do not have the most words for snow. Canadian Inuit have more than 50 words and Central Siberian Yupik have 40 words for snow. But the Scots […]
Love Means Nothing
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. — unknown
Cute Dog: I’ll Be Watching You
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take — I’ll be watching you! — cute dog At home, we called this phenomenon LC TV, after my wife’s dog Elsie. She was always watching her special person (my wife). She loved her dearly, and my wife loved her back. RIP Elsie!