Chuck Norris Memes and Funnies

This country ballad features the funny side of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, a real American hero — May he rest in peace!

Chuck Norris Funnies Lyrics

Chuck Norris was a man for all seasons
And for all reasons
His name and style are legend
And he saw his fans as friends

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris
The wrong way just once
You know what happened to them
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

We live in an expanding universe
All trying to get away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
And can tie his shoes with his feet

Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow
Because it was following too close
It now stands 15 feet behind him
Always and forever

Chuck Norris once kicked a coal mine
And turned it into a diamond mine
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch
He decides what time it is

Chuck Norris once went skydiving
But promised never to do it again
One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run

Chuck Norris’ belly button
Is actually a power outlet
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table
Because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes
Chuck Norris has 72 genes
And they’re all lethal
Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night
He checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra
After 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails
Instead of coffee in the morning

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books
He stares them down
Until he gets what he wants
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice
In the Beginning there was nothing
Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing
And told it to get a job

Chuck Norris was a man for all seasons
And for all reasons
His name and style are legend

And he saw his fans as friends

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Chuck Norris Funny Videos

In honor of Chuck Norris's passing, here's some great jokes made from the past decade 😃

Which one is your favorite?! pic.twitter.com/InNVsDpPIo

— Brandon (@LibOrNormal) March 20, 2026

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes.

If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies. pic.twitter.com/zK81wkczGs

— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) March 20, 2026