Here are 21 reasons why a protection dog is always better than a man. This is a very funny and yet often true list of reasons why dogs are better than men. #dogjokes #ilovedogs #dogsarebetterthanmen
You don’t have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up.
Dogs are better than men: You don't have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe never complains about what you feed him.
Dogs are better than men: He never complains about what you feed him. #ILoveDogs Share on XHis toys are cheaper.
Dogs are better than men: His toys are cheaper. #ILoveDogs Share on XYou can put him in a crate when you don’t want to be bothered.
Dogs are better than men: You can put him in a crate when you don't want to be bothered. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe doesn’t have to be taught to beg.
Dogs are better than men: He doesn't have to be taught to beg. #ILoveDogs Share on XYou never have to argue about what to watch on TV.
Dogs are better than men: You never have to argue about what to watch on TV. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe only dirties one dish at a time.
Dogs are better than men: He only dirties one dish at a time. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe never misses where he’s aiming when he pees.
Dogs are better than men: He never misses where he's aiming when he pees. #ILoveDogs Share on XThere is only half the laundry to do.
Dogs are better than men: There is only half the laundry to do. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe will never spend your vacation money on a set of golf clubs.
Dogs are better than men: He will never spend your vacation money on a set of golf clubs. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe is a better listener.
Dogs are better than men: Dogs are better listeners. #ILoveDogs Share on XIf he gets lost, he is happy to get directions.
Dogs are better than men: If he gets lost, he is happy to get directions. #ILoveDogs Share on XHis snoring is cute.
Dogs are better than men: His snoring is cute. #ILoveDogs Share on XIf it’s winter, he doesn’t mind your ice-cold feet in bed.
Dogs are better than men: If it's winter, he doesn't mind your ice-cold feet in bed. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe lives for PDA (public displays of affection).
Dogs are better than men: He lives for PDA. #PDA #ILoveDogs Share on XWhen he howls at the moon, he isn’t drunk.
Dogs are better than men: When he howls at the moon, he isn't drunk. #ILoveDogs Share on XIf you scold him, he doesn’t call up his pretty receptionist from work to complain about you.
Dogs are better than men: If you scold him, he doesn't call up his pretty receptionist from work to complain about you. #ILoveDogs Share on XHis mother doesn’t butt in on your affairs.
Dogs are better than men: His mother doesn't butt in on your affairs. #ILoveDogs Share on XIf he fools around with another female, instead of getting upset, you get paid a stud fee.
Dogs are better than men: If he fools around with another female, instead of getting upset, you get paid a stud fee. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe’s not Facebook friends with his ex.
Dogs are better than men: He's not Facebook friends with his ex. #ILoveDogs Share on XHe’s way more loyal: If someone tries to hurt you or someone you love, he’ll bite their face off.
Dogs are better than men: He's way more loyal: If someone tries to hurt you or someone you love, he'll bite their face off. #ILoveDogs Share on XJokes and image courtesy of ProtectionDogsElite.com. Thanks!
