Turning 65: Nothing to Snicker About

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Turning 65 is nothing to Snicker about. Your mind will play Twix on you. Your joints will begin to Crunch. You will have Butterfingers. Your Whatchamacallit won’t work. You’ll be popping pills like TicTacs. You will take numerous Fast Breaks to the bathroom. You will have Zero energy, so Take Five and have Mounds of fun! A Hot Tamale like you deserves some extra attention on your birthday.

Turning 65 is nothing to snicker about. Your mind will play tricks on you. Your joints will begin to crunch. You will have butterfingers. Your whatchamacallit won't work. You'll be popping pills like tictacs.

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Turning 65 is nothing to snicker about. Your mind will play tricks on you. Your joints will begin to crunch. You will have butterfingers. Your whatchamacallit won't work. You'll be popping pills like tictacs. Click To Tweet Turning 65 is nothing to Snicker about. Your mind will play Twix on you. Your joints will begin to Crunch. You will have Butterfingers. Your Whatchamacallit won't work. You'll be popping pills like TicTacs. You will take numerous Fast Breaks to the… Click To Tweet

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